Thursday, December 29, 2005
New year
What will Putin do this year?
What will Blair do this year?
Does anybody actually care?
Is Bob Geldof just a cunt?
Just call me Scrooge... and save the world yourselves..
Ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Merry Xmas
One year gone:
Merry sodding Xmas and a happy new year.
BOLLOCKS!!
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Friday, December 16, 2005
Ramblings
Is main stream life attractive? On the edge peering in is a rather lonely place to be... what is main stream, settled down, life anyway? It's what you make it, right? No... it's an oversubscribed, relentless asssault on personal identity and space.. (according to a close friend)... that hurts.
Have been on the edge for 15 years.... 99% of it quality time..
People, I am having a crisis here...
You know when your stomach starts creeeping up to your man boobs... and you play belly islands in the bath... well it's that feeling of coming to ends, or is it beginnings?
HELP
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Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Sparring partners
I wonder where my old sparring partner has got to..
The terraces have been quiet since (cough) Southampton were relegated..
Ginga...
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Friday, September 23, 2005
HellO
Well, I was deported... but now I'm back...
Where one erath did I leave that vaseline:-)
Woahay!!
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Saturday, July 02, 2005
Band Aid
I remember the first band aid concert - its aim to raise 1 million. Well it did.... this gig is all about awareness and with more than a billion people viewing we should shelve our cynnicism for 48 hrs and let this breathe. Tell the morons of the G8, especially Blair and Bush that the world is tired of murder and we want real humanity on our planet... real attempts at change..... real actions.
I'm planning a similar event myself for ban the poll tax... woahay
Go on Geldof.... we love you, even your crap Boom Town Rat Albums are forgiven..
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Friday, June 24, 2005
Travels
England, is burning hot... wimbledon has started and it's great!
Note - our girls (UK) are stacked... I don't care what you say about Russian women... English babes are where the boobs are... it must be the dairy diet .. or the real ale they sup in the north, but I'm rather happy at the moment just being a tourist in England for the summer..
Woahay....
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Travels
England, is burning hot... wimbledon has started and it's great!
Note - our girls (UK) are stacked... I don't care what you say about Russian women... English babes are where the boobs are... it must be the dairy diet .. or the real ale they sup in the north, but I'm rather happy at the moment just being a tourist in England for the summer..
Woahay....
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Saturday, June 11, 2005
Belarus
The last time I ventured through Belarus was on a visa run to Vilnius.
I found the country accomodating, especially as they threw me off the train at 5 am in the morning as I did not have a transit visa. After negotiations, staring down a Kalishnikoff, and generally speaking perpetually to them non stop for 3 hours in the hope of sending them nuts, I finally paid a $100 dollar bribe for a ride into Minsk and the British embassy by the chief of police. The embassy was wonderful and sorted me out and I was on my way.
Belarus, has just introduced a new bill which it would seem is going to be accepted - 'coersive sterilization for hypersexual people'... basically, if you are an irresponsible shagaholic you are FU*@ed! You will have your nads neutralised..
So, scratch any visa runs that even tickle the borders of that lovely little tin pot country...
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Wednesday, June 08, 2005
For the lonely Welsh Expat
Just the job, right...
Should keep you going..
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