Candid Russia

Russia, not being known as a land of innovation, but still has its moments..

In this instance, some innovative veterinary surgeons decided that a dog badly bitten in a fight and near death could be their first trannie mut.. they augmented the canine's nipples with silicon, and as the poor thing had also had its nads bitten off, made a vagina for the liitle chap.

The surgeon's commented that the dog will still be male in its instincts, but a reduction in male hormones will make it less interested in females..

In the memoirs of Catherine II of Russia, it is recorded that any Russian aristocrat who displeased the queen was forced to squat in the great antechamber of the palace and to remain in that position for several days, mewing like a cat, clucking like a hen, and pecking his food from the floor.

Some Conversations I've overheard in Moscow:

"Me - I am an auditor. Minoga dengi (alot of money). So, would I be the first tonight?"

Charming man chatting up a prostitute.

"Look, the thing is I do love her, I just love football more!"

"I like Russia and Peter's job is good for his career, but I saw him on that bitch secretary's nail an Expat list... they were writing down possible husband's and he's been acting really wierd recently - seriously."

Wife.

"Why bother going to the club to meet a girl. I just phone one in these days"

Expat IT director

"I like having conversations with my girlfriend usually, but when I get home she's always doing naked hand-stands and stuff in the kitchen. I'd just like a curry and a video now and then.. know what I mean."

Mid 40's in bar

"So, I staggered in at about 5 am and pissed in her bleeding boots I did. She went bollistic."

A bloke

It was sad really. She was sitting on the bed and started crying about how her brother had died in the war and she ended up in an orphanage. I felt pretty bad, but y'know, I'd paid and everything so I had to shag her really. I did give her taxi money though."

An expat early 40's

"I came to Russia because I despise Peter Blair." ??????

Expat 25 ish

"I couldn't pull curtains at home, but in Russia it's different."

Mid 30's male

"They are all bastards and don't listen to anybody who tries to tell you different."

Expat Female on men


" Y'know, a sort of the lights were on but nobody was home kind of girl."

Expat on one night stand

"My husband has started putting my coat on for me in restaurants. I think Russia has changed him. It's quite nice really."

Expat female


"Can I have that cherry?"... "Course you can as I've already had yours."

Expat to girlfriend as she requested cherry from dessert

"I only go to Mc Donald's to use the toilet. They have no proper toilets in the center of Moscow."

Russian girl

"Nice belt (expat to waitress)." "Why you only like belt. No like the body," she replied.

In cafe Pirogi

"England - the last time I was there they'd banned black bin liners because they were regarded as racist in my burrough. In Russia, you don't get any of that nonsense."

Company director

"She's great! She's got the whole run-way strip going on down stairs."

On how's your girl-friend to Expat mid 30's

The girls are strutting their stuff. There is no woman on earth who blossoms like a Russian girl in Spring.

It seems to be a ritualistic rights of passage.

Well, if that's your thing, here's a sweet option -really..


You can now nibble away at partner's panties and bra until your heart is content..



Giving 'Pik 'n' Mix a whole new dimension..

Wierd, or inspired... off you go.

What did gnomes ever do to you?

http://www.bifrost.com.au/hosting/gnomes/

Really wierd...

Inflatable friends:-) I was researching Japan as I fancy a jolly over there pretty soon - look what cropped up..



They are quite life like really - your own chucky doll.. perfect virtual relations at last... hyper-reality reaches a new level of physicality...



Is it a sex doll? Is it a 'I like you, as a friend doll?' I can't decide if she's a goer or not. She looks a bit high maintenance to me.



Me is Nanna - me love you looonnnnggg time..



This just might be the solution to all of your relationship problems. But in a country where you have vending machines that sell panties to sniff, I expect this is the norm..



Wierd.



This is one I made earlier - a Russian version :-)